Never Say ''I love You First'' --- Science Confirms What Caveman said in Post 23/5/11

It found that men said the phrase "I love you" before women 61.5 percent of the time. Men also felt "happiest" to hear the three words early in a relationship. Most, however, see the phrase "as a sign a woman wants to go to bed with them".

If spoken later in a relationship, men "may fear commitment", it said. Women, however, do not trust men who say "I love you" too early.

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http://news.priyo.com/perspective/2011/06/19/men-say-i-love-you-97-days-aft-29193.html

Psychologists from MIT, USA have confirmed what Caveman adviced the guys here about professing their love to a girl. Thaty caveman believes that Science is far behind than philosophical aspects of behaviour. It only depends upon sensual perceptions and results.

Keep reading and keep 'un'learning what have been told to you through all those songs, romantics movies. Realty is the start of salavation. Come!

The Book Of Wife : For those who are in hurry to tie the knot

Pussy struck momma boys who are busy in buying their groom suits, if by any chance happen to visit this den of Caveman, are strictly advised to read this post line by line in order to avoid any misconception they 've regarding Wife and Life. This collection is a serious humour is produced with the efforts of D.Q and K.S who are spiritualy enlighted sages. Caveman is gratefull to both gentlemen.

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What is the best teacher? Wife itself.

Wife has taught me everything I know.

Wisdom is gained through the experience of wife itself.

Enlightenment is beyond wife and death.

Wife is a long, hard road.

Wife is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Wife was not meant to be easy.

We must strive to give our wives meaning.

Is there wife after death? That is the question.

He was a good man, full of wife.

Unhappy? That's wife.

Despair comes to those who think about wife.

Happy is the man who leads a charmed wife.

Only in solitude can one study the mysteries of wife.

Wife is an utter mystery to me.

The secret to wife is that there is no secret.

"How's wife been treating you?"

Marriage changed my wife for the worse.

Wife is something to occupy you when you can't get to sleep.

Wife and death go hand in hand.

Marriage is a matter of wife and death.

Without death there can be no wife.

Wife is a dead-end street.

I am a man of principle. Whatever I do, I do for wife.

Thinking is wife-threatening.

To think is to risk one's wife.

Thinking has made my wife a misery.

He sacrificed his wife for Truth.

The important thing is not to take wife seriously.

Laughter is the best way of coping with wife.

One must laugh at the little things in wife.

The brave man laughs wife in the face.

It's important to look at the bright side of wife.

My girlfriend changed my wife forever.

What is the purpose of wife if not reproduction?

Having children was the highest point of my wife.


A baby is God's opinion that wife should go on.

Marriage is a part of wife.

Reincarnation: the punishment of wife after death.

Marriage was the culmination of my wife.

The final judge and jury is wife itself.

Wife is just one damn thing after another.

It is not true that wife is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and over.

Wife is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.

Suicide is preferable to a wife of misery.

The most evil thing a man can do is the taking of wife.

Wife is suffering, then we die.

Wife never ends.

Is there wife in outer space?

The chance of there being intelligent wife on other planets is slim, based on current knowledge.

I was unemployed for so long that the government forced me to do a course in wife skills.

The arrogant are always undone by wife.

Conception is the beginning of wife.

Wife is a sexually transmitted disease.

Wife is an incurable disease.

He that guardeth his mouth keepeth his wife.

My wife is so habitualised I don't even know who I am anymore.

The punishment for marriage is repeated wife after death.

A confirmed bachelor lacks the very spark of wife.

Is there such a thing as a normal wife?

Accept my wife, dear God.

There must be more to wife than having everything.

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a wife devoted to pleasure.

The strongest force in the universe is the wife force.

A bunch of flowers can provide a new lease on wife.

Every girl has the wife essence.

A man risks everything in his public wife.

Money is the essential ingredient for the enjoyment of wife.

A bachelor knows the enjoyment of wife, but a husband knows the tragedy.
Every culture on earth values the preservation of wife.

If we didn't have a social wife, we would never meet anyone.

Few men try to cultivate a philosophic wife.

Marriage is just everyday wife.

It is dangerous to ignore the emotional wife.

Having to work for a living is part of the cold hard realities of wife.

A bachelor is a man who is afraid of real wife.

Wife is a but a dream.

Wife is change; and change hurts.

I have sought the higher wife in vain.

I have worked hard for my wife's savings.

I'm so convinced that I'm prepared to bet my wife on it.

Sweetheart, my wife is nothing without you.

Where have you been?
What did you do with that money?
What did you mumble under your breath just then?
. . . These are the three big questions of wife.


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Laughs!!

How would/should you respond when a girl says ,'' I love you''.

You are on phone, chat or face to face with your prespective girl and the moment of those 'special word' is squeezing around. What shall a boy do ? Caveman will get back to this later but first he would explain what normally boys do.

Girl:- You know, I ve been feeling for this for a long time now.
You:- Oh, Like what?
Girl:- I can't explain but its exciting you know!
You:- Oh great, please tell me whats that.
Girl:- I like you.[ read I love you ] (Blushing)
You:- ......[Speechless with eyes widening and heart pumping faster]
You:- I love you too. [ Not sure or dead sure like you ve attained which you forefathers never did]

That is how boys do before they meet any Caveman in their life.

Caveman Stone # 141 reads : Never verbally confirm your girl when she comes with - I love you and never ever say it first unless you desperately want to get dumped in 6 months.

Up to now your conditioned mind would be thinking what you should say. See below the conversation between a girl and Caveman.

Girl:- You know I feel for you.
Caveman:- Hmmmmm...
Girl:- Its amazing you know , I see us together for life.
Caveman:- Oh really?
Girl:- I love you.
Caveman:- I know!
Girl:- You know? What..
Girl:- I just expressed I love you..
Caveman:- I know!
Alternate response could be:

Caveman:- How much!
.....

Don't worry about her reaction to your response but never says I love you first. Love is an intense emotion and must be expressed from a man's point of view only once or twice when she has earned that hard, really hard by showing and doing something different in your life than any girl would ve done.

Sorry weak hearts but thats how a man should respond for endurable bond in love life.

How to keep your girl always in love.

Boys your eyes must 've sparkled when you read the title of the post. Caveman knows that very well. Falling in love is not that difficult or say getting a girl is not a herculian task. Even the pissboy who can't wipe his nose well, can be seen with a hot smoking girl. Main issue is how to keep that girl always in love with you. Indian boys listen to this song in the Link:-






Listen to the golden wisdom uttered after 4:25 Minute in the video.

Hot smoking Girl nags his lover. He retorts with :- Tere Diwane Ke Haalat Bin Tere Bhi Theek Hai.

The day you learn to live without her is the day she would fall in love with you forever. Here Forever means forever, boys.

Caveman says, Never be verbal about it to your girl rather be the man who can live without her.

Spirit of Blogging

This post shall be treated as an off topic on the theme of this blog which is to unveener the mysterious world of mating , love and relationships. It is a message to my readers as well.

After a short stint in blogging world Caveman has drawn some raw conclusion:-

1. People though start blogs enthusiastically but this ebbs down with time. Reasons may be inapt audiences or laconic participation.

2. After a while the blogger loose confidence in what they want to convey or exhaust themselves through self-illusion.

3. There is steamload lack of following up the posted issues or views expressed .This assuage the reader's proper participation and allay their motivation to visit again.

4.Readers too are limited with their average comments and often like to praise author instead of criticising positively. Criticism brings various afresh perspectives of learning.

5. Spirit of blogging lies in unburdening yourself from chaotic life chores surrounded by average minded blokes and fill yourself with wisdom, learning, discussion and creating a perpetual foundation to lead the word's world ahead.

Having said that, Caveman invites all the readers to comment, suggest problems, topics and making your browsing time a bit fruitful than fooling around. Frugality in world of words is detrimental.

Come ! Expand, Expand, Expand!

Thats what Darwin had wished to conveyed before he left planet earth.

Footnote:- Don't be a compartmentalized rat.

Best And Worst Traits in Our Character!

Caveman's stone 217 reads # A guilty heart/mind/conscience is the libel signature on the forehead of humanity indicating the abyss while Fearless attitude ignites a man's courage to war with heavens and hell.

Footnote: - Don't give a flying fuck to the world/society if they dnt like it. Life's essence is fearlessness not guilt. Guilt is the most useless emotion a man can have, it castrates you.

So, Duniya mane bura to goli maaro!

Hows to get back with your Boyfriend/Girlfriend

Caveman's Stone 117 reads ## ''Love is not that blind as over projected in popular media, it is very much simple and can be diagnosed and cured provided one dare to and have courage to.''

Out of several positive and negative emotions , human population have not been mesemerised more than anything to extreme but the feeling of love, intimacy, attraction of the opposite gender. In Love one sees winds and listen to the iris colors. This is an established age old fact not an opinion. Morover, this is a natural fact which is with us since the pre-historic times. I would not be the first neither the last to dig out that this will be continued till the last couple on earth exists. It is the love [ or lack of it] defines the multitudes of horizons, meanings to our otherwise aimless lives. But falling out of love is the crux which has not been addressed since date pathologicaly.

Any modern media illusioned folk would jump in and interrupts :- '' But you stinky Caveman, true love can't fade till last breath.''

Caveman stretches his eyelashes a bit and spank the illusioned ass with his stick, says: '' Everything in nature is doomed to change and your dear love [and beloved] too come with an expiry date, you fool.''

And when expiry has tresspassed your relationship's radius, you again see the winds and hear the colors alike the start of relationship. Only dichtomy is the start and end but the rush of emotions is the same.

Caveman's cave will vitalise all the poor souls drenched in the agony of break-ups with the life saving inscriptions:-

1.Chase/Stalk/Cling : Familier with these demonic words? Must be. Just do the opposite of these words especially when an Ex is getting distant from you. Chasing, Stalking,Clinging will make them more distant and leave your heart with more dents. These denotes the needy behaviour and bad news is that our dear bollywood song's description of grand love includes neediness which do not work in mother nature of mating. So cut these, amputate these from your brain. When you would stop this behaviour initialy, your Ex [ or soon going to be an Ex ] would wonder that in their mind :-
#what is hell , why he/she is not chasing me now?
#Has he/she moved on?
#Has he/she can do without me?
#Has he/she started seeing someone else?
...and if you have already doing the same as thought by them in above questions, bet, you won their mind's fading attention and successfuly instilled some feeling again.
Course duration:- Minimum 10-17 days from the day of symptoms appeared.

1.1 Enduring: In these 10-17 days my dear souls, endure yourself physicaly,mentaly and emotionaly. You are about to think :- How to endure? Right , here is the way:
#Check out the movies you have not seen in last couple of months, try even boring ones.
#Do you work out? Start that. It releases the 'Happy Hormones' from brain which would counter the depressive chemicals causing you to make needy. Jog, Walk, Swim, Gym are the ways, you know, just enroll daily atleast for 35 minutes and see the change in yourself.
1.2 Acceptance: While away from your ex or current partner, ponder what particulary made him/her attracted towards your personality in the start of love game. Ponder, ponder and when you hit the nail of this question, just subscribe again to that trait,hobby,passion. It is the core which brought the other person towards you. Start it again in a way never to betray this in your life and you would see your exs are in crawling back mode. Acceptance is just the opposite of 'Denial' in which you are now. Denial is detrimental in getting back with partner on track.

2. Never Beg:- Either you are a man or a woman, just understand that the act of begging love from an ex is the filthiest , unhuman behaviour. Under the pain of death, never commit to this grave mistake. It ingest all the self-respect and respect in the eyes of a lover and ex-lover. In love, contrary to popular projection of media, self-pity never works. Especially Boys keep in mind that girls would never showers their love to beggers. It generates only the feelings of disgust in her heart about his man.

3.Communication: Rather the kind of communication during rough times matters most. Never give your ex or lover the feeling that their behaviour or actions have hurt you. You tone should be firm, confidenced and unshaked. It would generate or regenerate the aura around you. But always keep in mind never try to prove yourself through words. It is fatal. Don't explicate your achivements rather demonstrate. Always keep your communication in the soul of brevity and laconic.

4. Crying:- During emotinal charging, at the thought of loosing someone fires the tear glands in your eye globules. Crying for man in front of a love interest is like igniting our own body to flames. Its weakness and you are a man. Want to cry, can't handle it? Do it in your room, bathroom, with friends but not at all in front of an ex or estranged love. When a woman see his man crying , she may symphathise for a moment but she in the core of heart would despise such a man and would soon leave him to oblivion. Would you want that? Whereas crying is concerned women can cry without any reason and sometimes just to pass their time. There is nothing much in those tears most of the time. Its their nature.

There is a lot more to say but that is case specific. Feel free, my dear readers, to discuss anything here , Caveman would help out as maximum as he can with his wits.