Oct 7, 2011

Talking with a Girl

Caveman stone 212# Never , for the sake of love's pleasure, give full details of yourself to keep a girl/wife engaged for eternity.

Listen you!! yes you! the one has come here. If you ve come Caveman won't let you go without unrevealing one more secret of dating arena. Mystery is everything in keeping any relationship alive and kicking. So be a mysterious man. It doesn't mean you ve to lie. All Caveman is emphasising that you don't ve to make her chase you for truth.

Do you own a dog? No. Okay, Any other pet? No, Watched your neighbour maintaing and training a dog? No. Go to street with a piece of meat or bread and you will see street dogs will come out of nowhere. Now If you give all the piece of food to dog, he will just grab and vanish it in nowhere again. Now you just hang a small piece is air and he will start jumping to have a hold of it. Isn't it? Then when he eat it, he knows you are hiding another piece in your hand behind your back. He will be chasing you for long.

Whats the above behaviour tells you, boy?

It tell us that human being crave for mystery. More a mysterious man, more our attention and hence attraction towards him. Got it? So all you ve to do is that you ve to be mysterious while being with girls. You ve to hide the piece and you ve to give them also.

Women, by nature are the one who like to chase their men naturally. But you see around there are huge number of chumps who defy this and end in destroying all attraction. They will give every detail so easily. So easily that next hour girl will start taking him ''just as a friend''. And this just as friend is nothing in dating dictionary. Nothing means nothing.

So go and talk..Errr No, Go and create mystery and be mystery. Be the man of her heart and her loin.

Caveman

Jun 19, 2011

Never Say ''I love You First'' --- Science Confirms What Caveman said in Post 23/5/11

It found that men said the phrase "I love you" before women 61.5 percent of the time. Men also felt "happiest" to hear the three words early in a relationship. Most, however, see the phrase "as a sign a woman wants to go to bed with them".

If spoken later in a relationship, men "may fear commitment", it said. Women, however, do not trust men who say "I love you" too early.


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http://news.priyo.com/perspective/2011/06/19/men-say-i-love-you-97-days-aft-29193.html

Psychologists from MIT, USA have confirmed what Caveman adviced the guys here about professing their love to a girl. Thaty caveman believes that Science is far behind than philosophical aspects of behaviour. It only depends upon sensual perceptions and results.

Keep reading and keep 'un'learning what have been told to you through all those songs, romantics movies. Realty is the start of salavation. Come!

May 30, 2011

The Book Of Wife : For those who are in hurry to tie the knot

Pussy struck momma boys who are busy in buying their groom suits, if by any chance happen to visit this den of Caveman, are strictly advised to read this post line by line in order to avoid any misconception they 've regarding Wife and Life. This collection is a serious humour is produced with the efforts of D.Q and K.S who are spiritualy enlighted sages. Caveman is gratefull to both gentlemen.

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What is the best teacher? Wife itself.

Wife has taught me everything I know.

Wisdom is gained through the experience of wife itself.

Enlightenment is beyond wife and death.

Wife is a long, hard road.

Wife is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Wife was not meant to be easy.

We must strive to give our wives meaning.

Is there wife after death? That is the question.

He was a good man, full of wife.

Unhappy? That's wife.

Despair comes to those who think about wife.

Happy is the man who leads a charmed wife.

Only in solitude can one study the mysteries of wife.

Wife is an utter mystery to me.

The secret to wife is that there is no secret.

"How's wife been treating you?"

Marriage changed my wife for the worse.

Wife is something to occupy you when you can't get to sleep.

Wife and death go hand in hand.

Marriage is a matter of wife and death.

Without death there can be no wife.

Wife is a dead-end street.

I am a man of principle. Whatever I do, I do for wife.

Thinking is wife-threatening.

To think is to risk one's wife.

Thinking has made my wife a misery.

He sacrificed his wife for Truth.

The important thing is not to take wife seriously.

Laughter is the best way of coping with wife.

One must laugh at the little things in wife.

The brave man laughs wife in the face.

It's important to look at the bright side of wife.

My girlfriend changed my wife forever.

What is the purpose of wife if not reproduction?

Having children was the highest point of my wife.


A baby is God's opinion that wife should go on.

Marriage is a part of wife.

Reincarnation: the punishment of wife after death.

Marriage was the culmination of my wife.

The final judge and jury is wife itself.

Wife is just one damn thing after another.

It is not true that wife is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and over.

Wife is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.

Suicide is preferable to a wife of misery.

The most evil thing a man can do is the taking of wife.

Wife is suffering, then we die.

Wife never ends.

Is there wife in outer space?

The chance of there being intelligent wife on other planets is slim, based on current knowledge.

I was unemployed for so long that the government forced me to do a course in wife skills.

The arrogant are always undone by wife.

Conception is the beginning of wife.

Wife is a sexually transmitted disease.

Wife is an incurable disease.

He that guardeth his mouth keepeth his wife.

My wife is so habitualised I don't even know who I am anymore.

The punishment for marriage is repeated wife after death.

A confirmed bachelor lacks the very spark of wife.

Is there such a thing as a normal wife?

Accept my wife, dear God.

There must be more to wife than having everything.

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a wife devoted to pleasure.

The strongest force in the universe is the wife force.

A bunch of flowers can provide a new lease on wife.

Every girl has the wife essence.

A man risks everything in his public wife.

Money is the essential ingredient for the enjoyment of wife.

A bachelor knows the enjoyment of wife, but a husband knows the tragedy.
Every culture on earth values the preservation of wife.

If we didn't have a social wife, we would never meet anyone.

Few men try to cultivate a philosophic wife.

Marriage is just everyday wife.

It is dangerous to ignore the emotional wife.

Having to work for a living is part of the cold hard realities of wife.

A bachelor is a man who is afraid of real wife.

Wife is a but a dream.

Wife is change; and change hurts.

I have sought the higher wife in vain.

I have worked hard for my wife's savings.

I'm so convinced that I'm prepared to bet my wife on it.

Sweetheart, my wife is nothing without you.

Where have you been?
What did you do with that money?
What did you mumble under your breath just then?
. . . These are the three big questions of wife.


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Laughs!!

May 29, 2011

How would/should you respond when a girl says ,'' I love you''.

You are on phone, chat or face to face with your prespective girl and the moment of those 'special word' is squeezing around. What shall a boy do ? Caveman will get back to this later but first he would explain what normally boys do.

Girl:- You know, I ve been feeling for this for a long time now.
You:- Oh, Like what?
Girl:- I can't explain but its exciting you know!
You:- Oh great, please tell me whats that.
Girl:- I like you.[ read I love you ] (Blushing)
You:- ......[Speechless with eyes widening and heart pumping faster]
You:- I love you too. [ Not sure or dead sure like you ve attained which you forefathers never did]

That is how boys do before they meet any Caveman in their life.

Caveman Stone # 141 reads : Never verbally confirm your girl when she comes with - I love you and never ever say it first unless you desperately want to get dumped in 6 months.

Up to now your conditioned mind would be thinking what you should say. See below the conversation between a girl and Caveman.

Girl:- You know I feel for you.
Caveman:- Hmmmmm...
Girl:- Its amazing you know , I see us together for life.
Caveman:- Oh really?
Girl:- I love you.
Caveman:- I know!
Girl:- You know? What..
Girl:- I just expressed I love you..
Caveman:- I know!
Alternate response could be:

Caveman:- How much!
.....

Don't worry about her reaction to your response but never says I love you first. Love is an intense emotion and must be expressed from a man's point of view only once or twice when she has earned that hard, really hard by showing and doing something different in your life than any girl would ve done.

Sorry weak hearts but thats how a man should respond for endurable bond in love life.

May 27, 2011

How to keep your girl always in love.

Boys your eyes must 've sparkled when you read the title of the post. Caveman knows that very well. Falling in love is not that difficult or say getting a girl is not a herculian task. Even the pissboy who can't wipe his nose well, can be seen with a hot smoking girl. Main issue is how to keep that girl always in love with you. Indian boys listen to this song in the Link:-






Listen to the golden wisdom uttered after 4:25 Minute in the video.

Hot smoking Girl nags his lover. He retorts with :- Tere Diwane Ke Haalat Bin Tere Bhi Theek Hai.

The day you learn to live without her is the day she would fall in love with you forever. Here Forever means forever, boys.

Caveman says, Never be verbal about it to your girl rather be the man who can live without her.