The Book Of Wife : For those who are in hurry to tie the knot

Pussy struck momma boys who are busy in buying their groom suits, if by any chance happen to visit this den of Caveman, are strictly advised to read this post line by line in order to avoid any misconception they 've regarding Wife and Life. This collection is a serious humour is produced with the efforts of D.Q and K.S who are spiritualy enlighted sages. Caveman is gratefull to both gentlemen.

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What is the best teacher? Wife itself.

Wife has taught me everything I know.

Wisdom is gained through the experience of wife itself.

Enlightenment is beyond wife and death.

Wife is a long, hard road.

Wife is an unbroken succession of false situations.

Wife was not meant to be easy.

We must strive to give our wives meaning.

Is there wife after death? That is the question.

He was a good man, full of wife.

Unhappy? That's wife.

Despair comes to those who think about wife.

Happy is the man who leads a charmed wife.

Only in solitude can one study the mysteries of wife.

Wife is an utter mystery to me.

The secret to wife is that there is no secret.

"How's wife been treating you?"

Marriage changed my wife for the worse.

Wife is something to occupy you when you can't get to sleep.

Wife and death go hand in hand.

Marriage is a matter of wife and death.

Without death there can be no wife.

Wife is a dead-end street.

I am a man of principle. Whatever I do, I do for wife.

Thinking is wife-threatening.

To think is to risk one's wife.

Thinking has made my wife a misery.

He sacrificed his wife for Truth.

The important thing is not to take wife seriously.

Laughter is the best way of coping with wife.

One must laugh at the little things in wife.

The brave man laughs wife in the face.

It's important to look at the bright side of wife.

My girlfriend changed my wife forever.

What is the purpose of wife if not reproduction?

Having children was the highest point of my wife.


A baby is God's opinion that wife should go on.

Marriage is a part of wife.

Reincarnation: the punishment of wife after death.

Marriage was the culmination of my wife.

The final judge and jury is wife itself.

Wife is just one damn thing after another.

It is not true that wife is one damn thing after another, it is the same damn thing over and over.

Wife is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.

Suicide is preferable to a wife of misery.

The most evil thing a man can do is the taking of wife.

Wife is suffering, then we die.

Wife never ends.

Is there wife in outer space?

The chance of there being intelligent wife on other planets is slim, based on current knowledge.

I was unemployed for so long that the government forced me to do a course in wife skills.

The arrogant are always undone by wife.

Conception is the beginning of wife.

Wife is a sexually transmitted disease.

Wife is an incurable disease.

He that guardeth his mouth keepeth his wife.

My wife is so habitualised I don't even know who I am anymore.

The punishment for marriage is repeated wife after death.

A confirmed bachelor lacks the very spark of wife.

Is there such a thing as a normal wife?

Accept my wife, dear God.

There must be more to wife than having everything.

I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a wife devoted to pleasure.

The strongest force in the universe is the wife force.

A bunch of flowers can provide a new lease on wife.

Every girl has the wife essence.

A man risks everything in his public wife.

Money is the essential ingredient for the enjoyment of wife.

A bachelor knows the enjoyment of wife, but a husband knows the tragedy.
Every culture on earth values the preservation of wife.

If we didn't have a social wife, we would never meet anyone.

Few men try to cultivate a philosophic wife.

Marriage is just everyday wife.

It is dangerous to ignore the emotional wife.

Having to work for a living is part of the cold hard realities of wife.

A bachelor is a man who is afraid of real wife.

Wife is a but a dream.

Wife is change; and change hurts.

I have sought the higher wife in vain.

I have worked hard for my wife's savings.

I'm so convinced that I'm prepared to bet my wife on it.

Sweetheart, my wife is nothing without you.

Where have you been?
What did you do with that money?
What did you mumble under your breath just then?
. . . These are the three big questions of wife.


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